Obedient Wives Club

The OWC began in Malaysia but now has branches in the UK, Australia, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Singapore and Indonesia.  It is a Muslim organisation that claims it can curb things like prostitution and infidelity by showing Muslim women how to be more submissive and keep their husbands happy in the bedroom, encouraging them to behave like “a first class whore” with their husbands if they want their marriages to succeed.

 A group called Global Ikhwan launched the club, which also goes by the name the Global Polygamy Club.  They claim to have 3,000 members globally of which 800 are in polygamous relationships.

You can of course check out the Facebook page.

2012 – your f…ked!

Fell upon this wonderful site called ‘Survive 2012’ by Robert Bast.  I reluctantly admit that young Robert is a fellow kiwi, but if you have some time to read some absolutely entertaining thoughts and views of Robert, you could conceivably decide to chuck in your job, have unprotected sex with as many people that are willing to have you, max out your credit cards, experiment with every drug that you can beg, borrow or steal and generally just live your life as you have always wanted.  For you sceptics out there I can share the following bit of wisdom from Roberts site;

And when the earth reverses its direction of movement, the seas will again gather into immeasurable tides…and planetary lightning will electrocute huge parts of the earth. Without notice the astonished spectators will start fighting a battle they will lose against this planetary violence of nature adrift, and almost all will perish in a horrible way…

Apparently the site has had 5 million visitors so far and there is a wealth of information, such as the 23 possible ways you will meet your fate, how to use a Pyramid as a cosmic ray shelter (this is really useful because it even gives you a list of everything you need to purchase to put into your pyramid), some conjecture about the role of dragons and unicorns etc.

So with this bit of encouragement, read Roberts excellent propositions and then get out there and kick some ass otherwise you will be very deeply disappointed on Dec 21, 2012 when you realise you are truly fucked.

Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to breed

This has been a topic that has come into conversation a few times over the past weeks.  Here in The Netherlands you need permission/licence for almost everything – you need to do an exam to play golf!  However the single most important thing you can do, which is to have children, is completely unregulated universally.  Why?

I’ve heard the argument that it is a fundamental human right, but so is the right to keep living and that gets abused/taken away across the globe, daily.  When I become the benevolent dictator of the world, one of the first things that I will do is require every couple to pass a test and only should they pass, can they breed.  My proposition is simple – Stupid people wont be allowed to breed!

I can already hear the first howls of  “who are you to decide the standard”, well the answer is simple, it already exists and it is already accepted by a significant number of societies.  Go and try to adopt a child from another land and you will see what I mean.

There is also the old chestnut of  “Why do you think you can play God”.  Historically nature and circumstances proved the cull of stupid people.  They would get too close to a wild animal, they would get killed by marauding tribesmen, they would fall into bear pits or die from eating something that they shouldn’t have.  Due to our ‘enlightened’ way of living, we have saved stupid people from themselves by eliminating many of the dangers that would have sorted them out previously and from this secure position, they breed – prolifically! 

There is a huge upside to preventing stupid people from reproducing.  Just think about it.  Within 2 generations the amount of money that could be saved in not having to provide resources, programs, govt departments to support these folks would be considerable.  TV would change forever because there wouldn’t be an audience for Fox News and Big Brother. Your child would be in a class of 15 other well adapted children who want to learn instead of being one of the five out of 30 today.  We wouldn’t live in a world where the current predominant culture has been ‘dummed down’ to the point where a significant majority have lost the ability to reason for themselves and their immediate reaction to someone who is fractionally brighter and dares disagree, is to label them as “Left wing, commie, gay, atheist”, not realising that in doing so, the joke is on them.

And the very best thing – we could even end up with decent politicians.

7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

Lately I have come across a number of references to a body of work with a remarkably similar title, exhorting you to pull your finger out.  For the significant majority of the population who simply can’t be bothered here is my alternative 7 suggestions.

7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

1.  Do not be proactive.  – Absolutely not.  Do not volunteer or look for any more things that will potentially add more unwelcome stress into your already ‘stressed out’ day.

2. Begin with only the next step in mind. – Don’t over reach.  Things are always liable to change so dont risk disappointment.

3.  Put yourself first. – Be clear that your plate is already full and taking on any more tasks / responsibilities / actions, will probably not be of any real personal benefit to you.

4.  Think Win/win. – This means just buy a lottery ticket, after all someone has to win it and it could be you.

5.  Seek first to confuse. – Try and be as obtuse and confusing as possible.  This will largely ensure that you don’t end up being asked to do anything additional.

6.  Synergize. – What the fuck does this mean? Definitely ignore any invitations to ‘synergize’ as it will only result in you having to do something.  If they insist and you sense being trapped apply Habit 5 in earnest.

7.  Sharpen your appetite. – Take time out to nourish your inner self with the best Club Sandwich you can find, glasses of beer or wine (or both) and finish it off with a satisfying joint.

Develop these 7 habits to maximum potential and you will not be bothered by workmates / managers / sales people who by nature are trying to figure out how to dump some of their responsibilities onto you.