Tales from the twilight zone (1)

As I was driving back from Tauranga, I was listening to the local radio station.  A listener by the name of Brett came on to provide a “Community Service Announcement”.  He took the time to tell all the listeners to think twice before hooking up with “Melinda the Bike” in his local pub.  He volunteered that after a ‘few’ drinks his brain at the end of his dick got control of the situation and he went home with “Melinda the Bike” and now he has a rash that both he and his doctor are not entirely sure about.  He has come to the conclusion that it is a bit of a “super rash” which is compound result of all the other bugs picked up by Melinda as she has been ‘riding’ most of the town.

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